East Texas Performing Arts, Inc. – Theatre, Music, and Education

The Last Roundup of the Guacamole Queens

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A hilarious Southern Fried stage comedy by
Jones, Hope, & Wooten

Your favorite dysfunctional cousins, the Verdeens, of Sweetgum, Texas — Gaynelle, Peaches, and Jimmie Wyvette — are up against the clock as they frantically attempt to produce the ultimate high school reunion. But a bushel of obstacles mean they need a miracle. A gut-busting Jones Hope Wooten farce LAST ROUND-UP OF THE GUACAMOLE QUEENS is the third and final comedy in the Verdeen Cousins Texas Trilogy (THE RED VELVET CAKE WAR and REX’S EXES). You’ll laugh so hard you might even consider attending your next high school reunion!

Friday, May 6 @ 7:30 PM
Saturday, May 7 @7:30 PM
Sunday, May 8 @2:30 PM


Thursday, May 12 @ 7:30 PM
Friday, May 13 @ 7:30 PM
Saturday, May 14 @7:30 PM
Sunday, May 15 @ 2:30 PM
                                    @ The Jefferson Playhouse
Henderson and Market Streets
Jefferson, Texas


2016 Texas Sounds International Country Music Awards

October 13 through October 16 – Starting Thursday afternoon and going through Sunday evening!
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See schedule details – This is a work in progress.
Additions and changes will be posted as they are confirmed!

Bigger than last year! A full 4-day weekend, Thursday – Sunday

We are bringing top musicians from around the world to Jefferson, Texas! Musicians from Austria, Belgium, Canada, Croatia, Denmark, Germany, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Spain, South Africa, Sweden, Switzerland, the UK, and the USA. 2016 is going to be an exciting show!

Call for advance ticketing – 925-497-3915





Dedicated to developing community appreciation for, and participation in, drama and musical arts by sponsoring amateur and professional presentations such as plays, musicals, concerts, festivals and to providing performing arts education opportunities to the general public.

East Texas Performing Arts, Inc. is a non-profit under the laws of the State of Texas and a federal 501c3 corporation.